A b!tchy mom that has struggled with everything and is here to share her wisdom with a twist.
Everything you could ask and want to know about mommyhood and beyond from the view of a not so normal but real as hell mom.
I know finding time as a mom is just probably the most impossible thing ever. It doesn’t even matter if we think we have some time, it is all an illusion. In that moment we are probably needing to do something that we are procrastinating on or there is a […]
Poop, poop the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot, wait… that’s not how that goes. Your baby’s poop can show a lot about what is going on inside their little bodies. They can’t tell you how they are feeling so one of the main ways to […]
1. Do I have to breastfeed for an entire year? Breastfeeding for 12 months, and exclusively for 6 months is what the Academy for Pediatrics recommends. In the beginning it seems like your life revolves around breastfeeding, but remember at around an average of 6 months, your baby will start […]
If you are only looking for a specific category click below. Rear-Facing Escaping Car Seat Covers Head Supports Car Seat Toys If you continue reading you agree to my disclaimer here. Car seats is one of the most heated and sensitive subjects between moms. I’ve seen cutthroat fights between moms […]
We see all these abbreviations and if you are first time mom, or just a mom that hasn’t been involved in the online mommy presence, this list is for you. Sometimes, you jump in the middle of a mommy war and just get confused on what they are all saying […]
We have such a good baby we thought. As I write this I currently have pain in my ears and I feel half deaf. Those blood curdling screams. I could feel them rattle the inside of my skull and just bounce around as the next one came in. It started […]
Babies need a good routine before bed. I am the perfect example of this. I think the routine is a life saver. My evenings are so easy (well now that I’m dairy free) it’s unfair. I’m actually kind of nervous to even admit that to the universe, because I’m not […]
One of the biggest questions of new parents, and even experienced parents, “Does my baby just have colic or is there some other underlying issue?” What are the signs of colic? Excessive crying, sounds as if they are in pain, for hours a day. A bloated stomach. Clenching their fists. […]